Ring-Around-The-Rosie
“This ring is really suffering.“
t-shirt chat
| S: | I saw a tshirt you would like, it read "irritable vowels: aeiofu" |
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| H: | how fAcEtIOUs" |
| thanks for the submission! |
Sloppy Buns
JC: One of my roomies here was showing us how she creates the perfectly neat buns on the top of her head with some little Goody hair twisty. And I said, “Oh, I need one of those cuz my buns are always sloppy.”
Shots
“This one time I got vaccinations and didn’t realize I couldn’t drink because of it, so I drank with my friends and was throwing up for 16 hours. I told my parents it was because of the shots.”
“Which ones?”
Manly Men
“I told my dad that men didn’t wear fur coats and he said he didn’t care. He’s so secure it doesn’t matter.”
“My uncle wore pink shirts before it was popular, and he would always say, ‘I don’t care, I’m secure.’”
“Oh man…”
“You mean, oh MEN!”
Font-tastic
“Look what I just wrote! It’s in a llama font!”
“They should make an ele-font!”
anonymous:
| A: | the only thing you can't get from oral sex is pregnant... |
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| C: | Well... technically you can if you... miss? And things get awkward |
| A: | ok well you can if you suck at it... |
Warning: not accidental
“Come on guys, Park Hall is doing asbestos it can!”
- English class puns about the current state of our beloved English building.
so. punny.
(Pun intended)
| S: | True life: I just slid on a banana peel. |
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| J: | Those things actually happen in real life? Ha doesn't sound very appealing. |
