“This ring is really suffering.“
S: I saw a tshirt you would like, it read "irritable vowels: aeiofu"
H: how fAcEtIOUs"
thanks for the submission!
JC: One of my roomies here was showing us how she creates the perfectly neat buns on the top of her head with some little Goody hair twisty. And I said, “Oh, I need one of those cuz my buns are always sloppy.” Thanks for the submission!
“This one time I got vaccinations and didn’t realize I couldn’t drink because of it, so I drank with my friends and was throwing up for 16 hours. I told my parents it was because of the shots.” “Which ones?”
“I told my dad that men didn’t wear fur coats and he said he didn’t care. He’s so secure it doesn’t matter.” “My uncle wore pink shirts before it was popular, and he would always say, ‘I don’t care, I’m secure.’” “Oh man…” “You mean, oh MEN!”
“Look what I just wrote! It’s in a llama font!” “They should make an ele-font!”
A: the only thing you can't get from oral sex is pregnant...
C: Well... technically you can if you... miss? And things get awkward
A: ok well you can if you suck at it...
Warning: not accidental
“Come on guys, Park Hall is doing asbestos it can!” - English class puns about the current state of our beloved English building.
S: True life: I just slid on a banana peel.
J: Those things actually happen in real life? Ha doesn't sound very appealing.
You can tell a lot about a store or restaurant by the type of toilet paper they...– CJP
H, talking about getting a ride to ensure that him and a friend wouldn’t be late… H: I didn’t want to be late, it was clutch… A: It was a trans-athens-mission…. (get it?)
S: My mom told me that 2500 rubber ducks were stolen outside of Chicago and I was the prime suspect. I told her it would be a hard case to quack. H: You certainly fit the bill! S: Well done. H: Medium Rare
Isn't Art Grand?
Discussion concerning art show pieces:
Boy: I'm sure her pieces are fantastic.
Girl: They arte great! (I voted for her)...
Boy: Haha I'm not sure if you intentionally made a ridiculous pun there or not.
(note: unrelated bits of convo removed)
Did you really mean to say that?
Don’t you love it when you’re funny without trying? Today I could not hide my funny bone even if I tried. People kept laughing at what I felt were average bits of conversation, asking, did I really mean to say that? My response was something along the lines of “oh!” “oops!” the occassional “awesome,” “accidental puns!” That got me...