You can tell a lot about a store or restaurant by the type of toilet paper they ply you with.
H, talking about getting a ride to ensure that him and a friend wouldn’t be late…
H: I didn’t want to be late, it was clutch…
A: It was a trans-athens-mission….
(get it?)
S: My mom told me that 2500 rubber ducks were stolen outside of Chicago and I was the prime suspect. I told her it would be a hard case to quack.
H: You certainly fit the bill!
S: Well done.
H: Medium Rare
found this punny thing on Funny Emails.
| Discussion concerning art show pieces: | |
|---|---|
| Boy: | I'm sure her pieces are fantastic. |
| Girl: | They arte great! (I voted for her)... |
| Boy: | Haha I'm not sure if you intentionally made a ridiculous pun there or not. |
| (note: | unrelated bits of convo removed) |
roomie: Yessss
me: In my kart
roomie: I like what you did there.
Don’t you love it when you’re funny without trying?
Today I could not hide my funny bone even if I tried. People kept laughing at what I felt were average bits of conversation, asking, did I really mean to say that? My response was something along the lines of “oh!” “oops!” the occassional “awesome,” “accidental puns!” That got me thinking, first that accidental puns would be a great band name. After I remembered I don’t like singing in public and haven’t nailed down an instrument, my next thought was: great blog name, puns are awesome. So, it’s as simple as that. I’ll be posting my own accidental puns, knee-slap-worthy ones from tv and movies, and I’d love submissions of your accidental puns!
Keep on being punny, with or without trying.
