Accidental Puns

Ring-Around-The-Rosie

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:23:05 -0400

“This ring is really suffering.“

t-shirt chat

Mon, 16 May 2011 23:49:47 -0400

S: I saw a tshirt you would like, it read "irritable vowels: aeiofu"
H: how fAcEtIOUs"

thanks for the submission!

Sloppy Buns

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:58:26 -0400

JC: One of my roomies here was showing us how she creates the perfectly neat buns on the top of her head with some little Goody hair twisty. And I said, “Oh, I need one of those cuz my buns are always sloppy.”

Thanks for the submission!

Shots

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:53:14 -0400

“This one time I got vaccinations and didn’t realize I couldn’t drink because of it, so I drank with my friends and was throwing up for 16 hours. I told my parents it was because of the shots.”

“Which ones?”

Manly Men

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:53:00 -0400

“I told my dad that men didn’t wear fur coats and he said he didn’t care. He’s so secure it doesn’t matter.”

“My uncle wore pink shirts before it was popular, and he would always say, ‘I don’t care, I’m secure.’”

“Oh man…”

“You mean, oh MEN!”

Font-tastic

Tue, 19 Apr 2011 21:51:25 -0400

“Look what I just wrote! It’s in a llama font!”

“They should make an ele-font!”

anonymous:

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 14:00:29 -0400

A: the only thing you can't get from oral sex is pregnant...
C: Well... technically you can if you... miss? And things get awkward
A: ok well you can if you suck at it...

Warning: not accidental

Wed, 06 Apr 2011 00:20:59 -0400

“Come on guys, Park Hall is doing asbestos it can!”

- English class puns about the current state of our beloved English building.

so. punny.

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 18:48:49 -0400

so. punny.

(Pun intended)

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 18:13:47 -0400

S: True life: I just slid on a banana peel.
J: Those things actually happen in real life? Ha doesn't sound very appealing.

"You can tell a lot about a store or restaurant by the type of toilet paper they ply you with."

Sat, 02 Apr 2011 18:11:42 -0400

“You can tell a lot about a store or restaurant by the type of toilet paper they ply you with.”

- CJP

Car Puns

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 22:54:53 -0400

H, talking about getting a ride to ensure that him and a friend wouldn’t be late…

H: I didn’t want to be late, it was clutch…

A: It was a trans-athens-mission….

(get it?)

S: My mom told me that 2500 rubber ducks were stolen outside of Chicago and I was the prime suspect....

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 13:02:00 -0400

S: My mom told me that 2500 rubber ducks were stolen outside of Chicago and I was the prime suspect. I told her it would be a hard case to quack.

H: You certainly fit the bill!

S: Well done.

H: Medium Rare

found this punny thing on Funny Emails.

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:39:50 -0400

found this punny thing on Funny Emails.

Isn't Art Grand?

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:33:00 -0400

Discussion concerning art show pieces:

Boy: I'm sure her pieces are fantastic.
Girl: They arte great! (I voted for her)...
Boy: Haha I'm not sure if you intentionally made a ridiculous pun there or not.

(note: unrelated bits of convo removed)

roomie: Yessss me: In my kart roomie: I like what you did there.

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 22:02:19 -0400

roomie: Yessss

me: In my kart

roomie: I like what you did there.

Did you really mean to say that?

Wed, 30 Mar 2011 21:55:19 -0400

Don’t you love it when you’re funny without trying?

Today I could not hide my funny bone even if I tried. People kept laughing at what I felt were average bits of conversation, asking, did I really mean to say that? My response was something along the lines of “oh!” “oops!” the occassional “awesome,” “accidental puns!” That got me thinking, first that accidental puns would be a great band name. After I remembered I don’t like singing in public and haven’t nailed down an instrument, my next thought was: great blog name, puns are awesome. So, it’s as simple as that. I’ll be posting my own accidental puns, knee-slap-worthy ones from tv and movies, and I’d love submissions of your accidental puns!

Keep on being punny, with or without trying.